Now you must understand, all you two leggeds, that this is just MY opinion. Mixed with data I have acquired from my four legged counterparts, of course, who have given their time willingly to help with this section ;-)
The question I asked was ......... 'Tell me something about our humans'.
The answers made interesting reading, I'm sure you'll agree !
I always finds it a bit odds when Momma asks me if I wants to eats or has a treats. Well yeah! I'm a Pug! Of course I wants to eats and have treats ~ all the time!
Why do Moms voices get all high pitched and screechy?? I find dis berry annoying! Talk to me normal! Gee Wiz!
Humans think that they are the caregivers and love their pets, but in reality it's the pets who have chosen who they want to be their family and it is the pets who take care of the owners.
Why don't they eat all the food in the fridge at once - they know how to open the door? Also, why does the cat get fed when he miaows? I only get fed twice a day however often I do my little "feed me!!" dance :(
Tank : My person has SOOO many faults that it would take all week to list them - First he won't let me stay home in my comfortable king sized bed - NOOOOO*I have to ride around all over the country and never get to autograph the same tree twice *When I can even find a tree - He also eats in restaurants frequently and never brings me out enough of his food - To add insult to injury he even puts it on a PAPER plate - Can you imagine - He once put processed american cheese on a croisant and expected ME to eat it - *Low class bum* - His latest indiscretion was the worst though - He bought me orange juice with pulp - Doesn't the moron moron KNOW how difficult it is to try getting pulp out of nose folds - I spent most of my morning trying to lick it out til I finally got disgusted and wiped it on his pants - TWO LEGGEDS HAVE NO CLASS
humans have children instead of sticking just to dogs/cats
Dem waste all dis good time when dem could be COOKING. Now into da kitshen mama PWONTOS
some humans are berry nice I know some of these and they are pefect but de are others and they is as mean as can bee. lots of dem like to make nasty remakes at others and dae are sneeky with der comments. de is an old saying if yous can't say somefink nice about a person don't says anyfink. I wish peoples would follow dat saying
I find it weird dat Mommy has 2 Rottweilers and a Pug yet she luks like a Sharpei..... wots dat abawt????
Why doo hoomans waste time finkin of wot to ab for tea ? Why snots just eat doggie kibble wike us. Dey say its gud for us so why snots dem too ?
I tink it tiresomes dat mammy has fulls blowns one sideds conversations wifs us da ones where we has to pretends to be inneresteds an tilt ours heads when really we hasnts gots a clue what she babblins bout an she makins up our answersherselfs in her head ...
Tank : Another annoying habit that "He" has - I can be lying peacefully in bed dreaming of the steak and cheese sandwiches that "He" should be making for me "Hint Hint"and "He" asks if I want to go outside - UMMM ---- earth calling space cadet ------ If I need to go out I'll go to the door and bark - I've been trying to train him for almost 12 yrs - Humph ---- And some people *Dolts* say pugs are hard to train
bwahahahhaaaaa hahaha you want Munga opinion ob da hoomans well dat berry easy, BATARDS
More Doggie Thoughts !!
When we think they're just looking at us adoringly, this is what they're really thinking:
Why do humans smell the flowers, but rarely one another?
When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it going to be the same old story?
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often... do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Things I must remember to be a good dog:
I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box; although they are tasty, they are not food.
The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying 'hello.'
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
I will not throw up in the car.
I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt on the carpet.
I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over.
The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?